Stop me if you’ve heard this one before
Do you know the difference between a fairy tale and a Texas tale?
A fairy tale starts out: Once upon a time….
A Texas tale starts out: You ain’t gonna believe this but….
Well, you ain’t gonna believe this but….
A Pig walks into a strip club
He shimmy’s up to the bar to order a beer.
The bartender says to the Pig “We don’t serve pigs in here”
“That’s good”, says the Pig, “cause I don’t want any pig, but I will take a beer.”
Enraged, the bartender shouts at the pig “I said we don’t serve pigs in here.”
“That’s fine”, shouts the Pig back, “but I’ll take a beer and that fish taco up on stage.”
To make a long story short, they used my head as a battering ram to open the door.
Ride HARD or Stay Home.