Stop Me


Stop me if you’ve heard this one before

Pig Writes:

Do you know the difference between a fairy tale and a Texas tale?

A fairy tale starts out: Once upon a time….

A Texas tale starts out: You ain’t gonna believe this but….

Well, you ain’t gonna believe this but….

A Pig walks into a strip club

He shimmy’s up to the bar to order a beer.

The bartender says to the Pig “We don’t serve pigs in here”

That’s good”, says the Pig, “cause I don’t want any pig, but I will take a beer.”

Enraged, the bartender shouts at the pig “I said we don’t serve pigs in here.”

That’s fine”, shouts the Pig back, “but I’ll take a beer and that fish taco up on stage.”

To make a long story short, they used my head as a battering ram to open the door.

Ride HARD or Stay Home.

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