Stop Me If You Heard This One Before


 

Stop Me If You Heard This One before…

 

Pig writes:

 

Do you know the difference between a Fairy tale and a Texas tale?

 

A Fairy tale begins “Once upon a time…”

A Texas tale begins “You anit gonna believe this but…”

 

Well you anit gonna believe this one

A Pig walks into a strip club.

He shimmy’s up to the bar to order a beer.

Bartender tells him “We don’t serve pig in here”

“That’s fine my good man cause I don’t want any pig today”, I answered him.  “But I will take a beer and that fish taco dancing up on stage.”

 

To make a long story short, they used my head for a battering ram to open the door as they threw me out.

 

Ride HARD or Stay Home

Pig

 

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