Stop Me If You Heard This One before…
Do you know the difference between a Fairy tale and a Texas tale?
A Fairy tale begins “Once upon a time…”
A Texas tale begins “You anit gonna believe this but…”
Well you anit gonna believe this one
A Pig walks into a strip club.
He shimmy’s up to the bar to order a beer.
Bartender tells him “We don’t serve pig in here”
“That’s fine my good man cause I don’t want any pig today”, I answered him. “But I will take a beer and that fish taco dancing up on stage.”
To make a long story short, they used my head for a battering ram to open the door as they threw me out.
Ride HARD or Stay Home